I have no roomates. None, nada. Zilch. Just 10 days ago I had two other roommates lined up and was all set to move into the most awesome apartment complex I had ever laid eyes on (that I could afford) the Galleria Palms located right next to Arizona Mills. So what happened? Both my potential roommates are no longer looking for places to live and that leaves me high and dry with just about two months left on my lease. I have no options and a burning desire to somehow, someway find my self living in the Galleria Palms. Why is this apartment complex so awesome? Well lets just say when I went over to check out the Large's new apartment (he lives there) all we saw while standing on his balcony and drinking beer were hot girls. As we decided to check out the pool we met these people playing beer pong in the pool area and proceeded to dominate them in a game. Why do I want to leave my current apartment? Maybe it is because my window sits right on Baseline Rd (seriously) something that was not mentioned to me when I moved in. There are other reasons but lets just I am having a roommate crisis.
Finally my bar crew and I have managed to create the most incredibly awesome array of dance moves of all time. You may think they are horrible, but I defy you you ladies to not love them after:
- you have had a few drinks
- you are sick of the way 99% of guys dance
- you want to see something new or crazy
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